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- Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein, II said so.
- The United States Postal Service says so.
- State license plates say so.
- If you live in OK you can call yourself an Okie.
- You can wear cowboy boots to the office.
- It's not Texas.
- Mountains don't block your view.
- No hurricanes.
- Shark attacks are rare.
- Snow rarely visits and never stays.
- In July and August you can fry your breakfast egg on the
driveway.
- You can cheer for any major league athletic team and nobody
calls you a traitor.
- "Hey"--is an acceptable greeting.
- Nobody talks too fast.
- Big hair, mustaches, pickup trucks and red lipstick are
optional.
- The speed limit is 75 mph.
- The state doesn't waste money on building or maintaining
roads.
- If you drive off the road you may not notice it immediately.
- My paycheck is delivered here.
- Your in-laws don't visit on their vacations.
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